Lyric-by-Lyric #2 "Raise Your Glass" by P!nk

Here's my next song, people. Now, I don't hear people talk about P!nk despite her songs being pretty popular and having been around for a long time. This inconveniences me as I don't have someone to agree or disagree with.

  I say all this because I've also heard nothing on this song. But, at least that'll let me focus on what I personally think without any bias. Here's hoping it'll be entertaining.

Right right, turn off the lights,
We gonna lose our minds tonight, 
What's the dealio?...


..And, right at the beginning it starts to sound stupid. Come on "dealio"? I haven't heard someone say that in years. 


..I love when it's all too much...


What does that mean? Seriously?

..5 AM, turn the radio up,
Where's the rock and roll?,
Party crasher, panty snatcha'...


Huh?


..Call me up if you are gangsta'...


Is this just gonna keep happening now? Are we gonna keep abusing the word "gangster"? Come on, P!nk. I love you and all but, you don't qualify as gangster. You don't! 


..Don't be fancy,
Just get dancey... 


Just because you don't think of yourself as "fancy", doesn't mean your qualified to use stupid, made up words like "dancey".


..Why so serious?...


Hey, I'm the internet reviewer. I make the pop-culture references.


..So raise your glass if you are wrong...
..In all the right ways...


I guess P!nk and Katy Perry are now restarting the musical trend of making songs for those who feel like social outcasts. Being one myself, I appreciate that we're being pandered again. But, we'd also appreciate it if the songs were good.


..All my underdogs, we will never be, never be...
..Anything but loud...
..And nitty gritty, dirty little freaks...


Yeah, I'm going with Katy. Sorry P!nk, I prefer being called a firework than a "nitty gritty, dirty little freak". Whatever the hell that means.


Won't you come on, and come on, and...
..Raise your glass,
Just come on and come and...
..Raise Your Glass!... 


No comment...yet.


..Slam, slam, oh hot damn,
What part of party don't you understand?, 
Wish you'd just freak out (freak out already)...


This line has me nervous. What's going on, P!nk? What are you doing?

..Can't stop coming in hot,
I should be locked up right on the spot, 
It's so on right now (so fuckin' on right now)... 


It's not getting any better.


..Party crasher, panty snatcha',
Call me up if you a gangsta',
Don't be fancy...
..Just get dancey...


I'm no longer in the mood to party, P!nk.

..Why so serious?... 



Because you're scaring me!


..(chorus)...


..Won't you come on, and come on, and,
Raise your glass,
Just come on and come and...
...Raise Your Glass!(2x)..


Nope, still no comment.


(spoken)Oh shit my glass is empty...
that sucks ! 


Okay, that was kinda funny, but, let's move on.


So, if you're too school for cool (I mean...) 


You mean what? I don't see the explanation for that terrible line.
You know, reversing words in a popular saying isn't clever unless it makes sense.

..And, you're treated like a fool (treated like a fool),
You could choose to let it go, 
We can always, we can always...
..party on our own... 


If you say so, P!nk. You honestly lost me a long time ago so I really can't say anything about this.


So, raise your(more than enoughx)


..nice.


..(just the chorus again)


and that was "Raise Your Glass" by P!nk. Yes, the lyrics were surprisingly stupid, but I guess it makes a nice dance song. She does sound like she's having fun and the message isn't bad. So, yeah..


Hope you liked it and join me next time.

DVD Reviews #5 Inception

I'm sorry. That last movie was not what I saw next. I can't I forgot about this. Today I'm gonna talk the awesomeness that was Inception. Anyone who was disappointed that Christopher Nolan's next movie wasn't the third Batman shouldn't. This movie was amazing. A great plot, great characters, and great action. The movie stars Leonardo DiCaprio as part of a group of thieves that specialize in extraction, which is taking people's ideas from within their dreams. This team is hired to do the opposite of their job. To plant an idea into someone's head, which is called inception(OMG! Title Drop). They get the help of a college student named Ariadne(That's where Juno comes in, just so you know) and together they...well, do that. It's truly a work of art. I recommend this to those who like action heist movies that have some depth and psychology to it.

Rating:
A